I work at three schools. Because I work with a large number of students throughout the week, my classes generally wear English name tags so that I don’t have to be a jerk and point at them. Usually, this makes things less awkward.

Today, a student forgot his name tag. Conveniently, he was wearing a record company T-shirt, with the logo, Virgin Records, right where his tag would usually hang.

You can see where this is going.

“OK, Ryo, try answering number one.

Sono, you write number two.

Virgi-*choke, cough* KEITO COULD YOU WRITE NUMBER THREE PLEASE.”